tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

(via jesuschristadam)

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via cyberfricking)

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

(via themysteriousoreo)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

christophwaltz:

#your faves literally could NEVER #so many white pop artists say shit like ‘im one of the boys’ #’im not a feminist’ blahblahblah #and look @ this woman #standing proudly infront of the word FEMINIST in capital letters on tv like #BEYONCE IS A GOD (via oryxs)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via ofmiceandormen)

littlelotte88:

feenybobeany:

sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

who the fuck are you

when did i follow you

you’re not posting things relative to my interests

but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

it might have been important

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

(via themysteriousoreo)

  • parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired